Cocktails In A Can!

• ¼  - Reduced sodium butter crackers
• ¼  - Soy nut butter
• ¼  - Chicken skin
• ¼  - Mackerel
• ¼  - Ground elk
• ¼  - Pork turkey and beef reduced sodium sausage
• ¼  - Candied fruit peel
• ¼  - New Zealand Beef Ribs
• ¼  - Australian boneless top sirloin cap-off steak
• ¼  - Dry Small Red Bean
• ¼  - Defatted soy flour
• ¼  - Scalloped corn
• ¼  - Atlantic Herring fish
• ¼  - Sugar Free Rockstar
• ¼  - Beaver
• ¼  - Raisin Bagel
• ¼  - Ranch Dip
• ¼  - Duck liver
• ¼  - Nutrition drink or shake
• ¼  - Jalapeno canned peppers
• ¼  - Turkey
• ¼  - Snowpeas
• ¼  - Bacon
• ¼  - Pork spleen
• ¼  - Fat free beef graby
• ¼  - Queso fresco

Instructions

1. First, line the rim of a can of sparkling water with lime, and dip the top of the can into some sugar (optional). Then, open the can and drink about half a can of lime sparkling water (or pour half into a cup and make a drink for a friend! You just need some room here for all the other good stuff). In a small bowl, muddle together the simple syrup and a couple mint leaves until the mint has released its oils. Add the mint simple syrup, white rum, and pineapple juice to the can. Gently swirl to combine. Garnish with mint and lime, and enjoy!
2. Drink about half a can of lemon sparkling water (or pour half into a cup and make a drink for a friend! You just need some room here for all the other good stuff). Add the gin, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and a squeeze of lime juice to the can. Gently swirl to combine. Slap a sprig of rosemary against your hand to release some of the oils. Garnish with the rosemary and a slice of lime, and enjoy!
3. Drink about half a can of orange sparkling water (or pour half into a cup and make a drink for a friend! You just need some room here for all the other good stuff). Add the bourbon, simple syrup, five spice, and lime juice to the can. Gently swirl to combine. Garnish with lime and enjoy!
4. Drink about half a can of cran-raspberry sparkling water (or pour half into a cup and make a drink for a friend! You just need some room here for all the other good stuff). Add the vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, simple syrup (if using), and a squeeze of lime juice to the can. Gently swirl to combine. Garnish with lime and enjoy!
5. Drink about half a can of grapefruit sparkling water (or pour half into a cup and make a drink for a friend! You just need some room here for all the other good stuff). Add the tequila, grapefruit juice, simple syrup, and a squeeze of lime to the can. Gently swirl to combine. Garnish with lime and enjoy!